Arweave TX
where the one-person billionaire is not a myth, but a well-oiled machine (literally), sipping passion juice in Mombasa while their 17 AI agents run the business 24/7, without demanding lunch breaks, Wi-Fi passwords, or leave to attend their cousin's ruracio.
If you’re building a business with yourself at the center of everything, you’re not an entrepreneur — you’re the enslaver and the enslaved. You’ve traded freedom for burnout, and the chains of misery? They’re self-imposed. Stop it. Be smarter. Be bold. Be BAD. Come see us — we’ll show you how to fully automate, delegate, and scale your business while you kick back and enjoy the sun.
Automation isn’t just transforming big corporations — it’s revolutionizing the thousands of small and medium businesses across Africa that have been running on vibes and cough syrup. Your top salesperson has a cold? No problem — AI agent. The makanga just made off with, thao tano? No stress — AI agent. It’s about time your business ran efficiently, whether you’re selling sofas, smokies, or software.
We’re talking about Automation as a Service — and it's time to plug your business in or get left behind with dial-up internet and handwritten invoices, and cavemen selling square wheels.
Gone are the days of 70 staff members, 30 payroll slips, and one eternally lost flash disk containing your contracts. The future belongs to the one-person billionaire. They don’t need a building. They don’t need staff. They don’t even need to be in the country. They just need:
A stack of MCP tools (Modular Custom Processes)
A roster of AI agents smarter than your cousin’s MBA friend
Universal APIs that link everything from M-PESA to mama mboga receipts
This isn’t science fiction — it’s happening right now. And the best part? You don’t need to be a Safaricom to start. You can begin with your secondhand furniture shop, that mutura stand, the matatu that’s always giving you a headache, or even the fish you’re flipping at the market. Automation is for everyone — from kiosks to hawkers.
Imagine a Nairobi where hawkers aren’t shouting “Mayai moto!” in the night, but sleek, solar-powered vending bots glide between cars offering boiled eggs, kachumbari on the side, and sausage pasua on the other — paid for by stablecoins - all powered by AI. This isn’t some distant sci-fi future, it’s the next logical step in urban hustle. Automated hawking could turn our chaotic food selling, with eggs that make you "literally have to wear a Khanga", for a few days into intelligent and safer marketplaces. Instead of mayai moto sellers giving you pe-cooked eggs two weeks old, you could validate the food quality and they can access people using efficient crawlers, ad campaigns and google forms, they could manage fleets of vending bots from their phones, tracking sales, restocking inventory, and optimizing routes based on traffic patterns and customer demand. These bots could recognize returning customers, upsell chili sauce, and even crack jokes with LED displays. But here's the real win: this automation doesn’t need to replace hawkers — it can upgrade them. Give them the tools, the tech, and the training, and suddenly the mayai moto guy becomes the CEO of a micro-franchise empire, vending eggs and data with the same street wisdom, now supercharged by AI.
Wakes up at 6 am, opens shop at 9
Negotiates prices face to face (and sometimes fist to fist)
Records sales in a dusty notebook
Hires a cousin to do deliveries (who forgets half the orders)
Closes the shop if there's a funeral, rain, or Arsenal match
Has an overweight cat that doesn't even move to be fed (paka wa duka).
Online 24/7, doesn’t even know what sleep is
Uses a WhatsApp chatbot to negotiate, upsell, and confirm delivery
Integrated CRM and payment gateway: no haggling, no bouncing
Delivery AI syncs with API and alerts the customer with GPS tracking
Funeral? What’s that? Arsenal? The AI is a Chelsea fan anyway.
Has a cat that runs in the night. (Paka wa drama).
Here’s how a properly stacked AI-powered business automates everything:
Client Seeking:
AI agent scrapes Twitter, X, Instagram, and TikTok for potential customers complaining about their uncomfortable sofa.
Target locked.
Client Outreach:
Another agent crafts a charming DM with a link to your site — personalized, funny, irresistible.
Slide successful.
Client Conversion & Signing:
Contract sent via DocuSign clone built on blockchain. Voice assistant walks them through it.
Deal sealed before lunch.
Onboarding:
AI agent sends tutorials, WhatsApp welcome kit, and adds client to a Telegram group that answers their questions 24/7.
First purchase done.
Servicing:
Chatbot handles queries, orders more products, reminds them when their furniture needs polishing or a cushion upgrade.
Happy client.
Maintenance:
Predictive AI checks customer satisfaction trends. Detects complaints before they happen. Sends surprise discounts.
Customer still loyal after 6 months (a miracle).
Client Booting (if needed):
Toxic client? AI flags, warns, then gently ejects them with a polite message: “We regret to inform you that our vibes no longer align.”
Drama-free exit.
Look — whether you're selling mitumba, running a microfinance SACCO, or making chapati NFTs, automation is your co-founder now.
We're done with typing invoices in Word and sending them via Bluetooth. It's time for AutoMshwari, not just Mshwari. You need AI agents doing the paperwork while you do the brand photoshoot.
Don't wait until your competitor is running their restaurant with a robot chef and crypto loyalty tokens. Be the one-person billionaire. Use MCP tools. Link universal APIs. Deploy AI agents with more work ethic than a whole HR department. And then go build your empire from anywhere — even from the backseat of a matatu (as long as it has Wi-Fi).
Come and talk to the BAD team, on how you can get your business not just plugged into AI but to be lean and mean in this our economy.
Because the plan for your future, is not to hire staff but
To deploy agents.
The future is changing, and you are either in it, or watching by the sidelines, I personally think the time for African spectating needs to come to an abrupt end, let's get our heads in the game.
Fabian Owuor