Oh, brilliant—because if there’s anything history has taught us, it’s that isolating yourself from global health institutions during an era of pandemics, biological threats, and global disease outbreaks is definitely the way to keep your citizens safe. This executive order isn’t just stupid—it’s reckless, shortsighted, and a direct threat to public health, all wrapped up in a fragile, grievance-fueled tantrum against international cooperation.

Let’s start with the obvious idiocy of withdrawing from the only global organization specifically designed to coordinate pandemic response, disease surveillance, and international health policy. The World Health Organization is not perfect—but guess what? No large international body is. That’s because it operates in a world of competing interests, sovereign nations, and bureaucratic inefficiencies—not because it’s some kind of global conspiracy to inconvenience America.

But this executive order isn’t actually about improving global health or reforming the WHO. It’s about scapegoating. It’s about blaming an international body for America’s own pandemic mismanagement. The United States botched its own COVID-19 response, politicized masks and vaccines, downplayed the crisis, and let hundreds of thousands of people die unnecessarily—but sure, let’s pretend the WHO was the problem.

And let’s talk about the absolute fantasy of replacing the WHO with some vague “credible and transparent” alternative. What does that even mean? Who is stepping in to coordinate international disease response, vaccine distribution, and outbreak monitoring? The United Nations? The Red Cross? Some random private contractor with no global reach? Oh, that’s right—this order doesn’t say, because it has no plan. It’s just an empty gesture designed to pander to people who think international cooperation is a weakness and who can’t grasp that disease doesn’t recognize borders.

And then we have the insulting nonsense about WHO funding. Yes, the U.S. contributes more than other countries—but you know why? Because the U.S. has more resources. Because global health security benefits America directly by preventing pandemics from reaching our shores. Cutting off WHO funding is like complaining that you pay for homeowner’s insurance and then cancelling it right before hurricane season. The cost of WHO membership is peanuts compared to the billions of dollars lost in economic collapse, overwhelmed hospitals, and mass death when a global pandemic spreads unchecked.

And let’s not pretend that withdrawing from the WHO will stop global health regulations from existing. The rest of the world is still working together, still negotiating pandemic agreements, still preparing for the next disease outbreak. This order ensures the U.S. has no seat at the table. No input. No influence. No coordination. We’re surrendering leadership, isolating ourselves, and ensuring that when the next pandemic hits, we’ll be playing catch-up—again.

And then there’s the most sinister part of all this: the blatant nationalist posturing at the expense of actual lives. This isn’t about policy. It’s about performance. It’s about pushing an anti-globalist narrative at the cost of real, tangible consequences. It’s about making America more vulnerable to global disease outbreaks, more likely to be blindsided by emerging health threats, and less equipped to lead the world in medical innovation and emergency response.

At the end of the day, this executive order is a death sentence disguised as sovereignty. It’s political theater with real-world consequences. It undermines America’s ability to protect itself, erodes trust with global allies, and ensures that when the next pandemic arrives, we will be even less prepared.

It is irresponsible. It is dangerous. And it is utterly, spectacularly stupid.