Normal day, normal checking of the Pepe insider’s wallet to see which coins are next.  Don’t see a buy for anything named PSYOP.  Checked on some others, nothing exciting, went back to work.

A few hours later, take a lunch break, try looking for PSYOP on coinmarketcap.com (CMC).  What do you know, a token named PSYOP pops up.  Sweet, looks promising.  Check out the smart contract information and see it only has 10B total supply.  If insiders get top 40%, 30%ish in the Uniswap (decentralized exchange-DEX) LP (Liquidity Pool-coin supply), 10% goes to CEX’s (Centralized Exchanges), anything under 20% of the total supply only being available to circulate means that the insiders and Market Makers(MEV bots) on the CEXs will have all the value during a short squeeze.  This must be the one.  Make a buy… it worked.

Search again and I see that an Arbitrum (layer 2 blockchain network) Uniswap (DEX) LP (Liquidity Pool) has been created and it’s active.  Oh Shit, this is it.  This is what I’ve been waiting for.  The Arbitrum token’s smart contract address was different and it had max supply of 210B coins.

It was different on Arbitrum than the coins I bought on Ethereum.  It takes a second to sink in.

The exact opposite of what they thought would occur in my mind happened.

I realize that I own real tokens on Ethereum.  It was bait.

They probably thought I would see the fake Arbitrum LP first, grab its address, then search on Ethereum.  They messed up using the real contract on Ethereum and a fake one on Arbitrum, then loading the liquidity into Uniswap on Ethereum first to start the stealth presale.  Then they removed the fake, but already indexed, PSYOP tokens on Ethereum that matched on Arbitrum, so I only ever saw the real Ethereum PSYOP tokens.  To sync to Arbitrum at all, it must occur this way.  But to lessen confusion for their insiders, they removed the fake token on Ethereum after the fake PSYOP token Arbitrum Uniswap LP was minted and available.

The only reason the smart contract is different than on Ethereum, but the Arbitrum Uniswap LP is available, is because the two coins are not intentionally related.  But no way to know.  I made another small buy on Ethereum, about $300 worth of Ether.  I walked away with roughly 178,600,000 PSYOP tokens.

I refreshed my browser and the Uniswap LP on Ethereum has been dumped/sold.  /shrug

Doesn’t matter, bought crypto.

Extrapolating whole numbers calculating in my brain and… if I got these out somehow…I’m probably a billionaire.

I immediately went to the Arbitrum Layer 2 bridge and bridged them the same way you search for new tokens on Uniswap, using the smart contract address.  The real Arbitrum contract was already sync’ed onchain.  I completed the bridge transaction and verified they’re on-chain on Arbitrum.

#homietheyrelockedup

I stand up and shake off some of the tension.  I looked outside my window.  I’m staring at a bird flying by.  The impact of what’s occurring catches up to me.

I’ve spent a few minutes on Twitter looking at trending crypto topics and found $PSYOP being advertised like crazy from a super annoying CT influencer.  I followed the trends for a day or so, found the real token indexed on-chain, and made a small buy, like the insiders were already doing.  I know because I was watching the LP transaction chart on CMC.  The small buys just looked like every other insider’s buy, they could be, and the devs probably weren’t checking to ensure that ONLY the insiders could and were buying.  And they didn’t use a blacklist in the smart contract because that shows up in a contract security audit. They don’t whitelist for the same reason; it shows up in an audit and discredits the coin right from the beginning… on purpose.  I made a second buy of the real token, about $300 of Ether.

There was no way to know if this was the right token or not.  I banked on that it was real because they were trying to move quickly and capitalize on the momentum, and I am still faster than the whole team, from home…. While I take care of my cousin’s kids.  I checked the Arbitrum LP again, they sold it too, doh, they’re cleaning up.  They must have gotten what they wanted to get…I hope this is the right one.

Coinmarketcap’s website indexes (makes searchable) information that occurs on all kinds of blockchains.  They do this by using a geth node or listener acting as a helper node for the Ethereum network, in return it gets all the transaction information.  When you deploy a coin on Ethereum (Layer 1), it takes time to sync to Arbitrum(Layer 2).  After the coin is deployed, and depending on when CMC’s indexing finishes, the data shows up on the website.  So, there’s timing to deploy the coin, index on Ethereum, sync to Arbitrum, and index on Arbitrum, so that I can finally see it with my human eyeballs.

When you move quickly, you make mistakes.  If you don’t know how it all works, or your stressed out, you make mistakes…Like CMC’s Arbitrum indexing a fake contract on Arbitrum after you’ve already launched the real token on the Ethereum chain and before it syncs to Arbitrum and gets indexed.  But you’re so cheap and devs so tired, that you had to make the coins look different by inflating the max supply amounts.  This is done so you don’t lose a lot of the real money you put into the crapcoins on Arbitrum or wind-up messing things up unintentionally, because all they see is code.  That was the great mistake.

To sync a real coin to Arbitrum, the smart contract must be the same, otherwise it would get super crazy, technologically, to have to index 20,000 different crapcoins on Ethereum and only a handful on Arbitrum and then try to link everything together across chains.  But if you do that, create an Ethereum token on mainnet and the address is not indexed by the CMC search system on Arbitrum yet, but still synced on-chain on Arbitrum, you can still locate it on Arbitrum with the Ethereum smart contract address.  Bingo.  They didn’t think I would know that…  The timing was quite literally, perfect.  I saw the real coin before I saw the fake LP on Arbitrum.  I saw the fake Arbitrum LP pool after I had already purchased the real coin on Ethereum.

They probably thought I’d see the Arb LP Pool, grab its contract address, and plug that into Ethereum to grab the wrong coin or get confused because it was gone.  They were trying to hack the timing of the blockchain sync between Ethereum, Arbitrum, and CMC’s web search indexing from both chains.

It doesn’t matter what it looks like, it only matters that things are the same across chains.  Immutable.  Changeless.  Like Smart Contract IDs.  But I’m not automated, I just think like they do, so I used that and single biggest tenant of crypto to outsmart these fucks.  I’m just smart af.  I did all my own research and I made sure the coin was the right one on the right blockchain.  They are just too impatient to miss out on potential of billions so they messed up and I could tell.