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ART HISTORY AND ANTHROPOLOGY IN THE 69TH CENTURY

I started playing AI Dungeon in 2020, up until a few months before its demise. Here’s a great write-up, in case you don’t know what AI Dungeon is and the shitshow that happened: “AI Dungeon & How To Cause Your Community To Self-Destruct Via Janky Moderation - r/HobbyDrama”

Anyway, since @LASOGETTE was asking for word prompts for her upcoming revolutionary sock collection, I decided it might be a good moment to make this story public. “Art History and Anthropology in the 69th Century”-Sock is the cover picture btw.

This was written in August 2020 with the Dragon AI, if I’m not wrong. Anyway, I’m proud to present the resulting… long… tale of Xenpornhere.

Enjoy the read:

Ainilebu is the name of the river Valdivia, in the south of Chile.
Ainilebu is the name of the river Valdivia, in the south of Chile.
My original idea was to have sexless beings research old human civilization, but clearly AI Dungeon had different ideas. If I'm not wrong, they trained the AI on a lot of fanfic, which explains the pulpiness of everything.
My original idea was to have sexless beings research old human civilization, but clearly AI Dungeon had different ideas. If I'm not wrong, they trained the AI on a lot of fanfic, which explains the pulpiness of everything.
If you're wondering about the spelling errors, I didn't really want to edit, besides editing for readability. It was my first couple of days of interacting with a GPT based storytelling thingamaling, so lots of errors.
If you're wondering about the spelling errors, I didn't really want to edit, besides editing for readability. It was my first couple of days of interacting with a GPT based storytelling thingamaling, so lots of errors.
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At some point the whole scene transported itself to the artists workshop.
At some point the whole scene transported itself to the artists workshop.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
I love how the AI named the brother. This subplot is ridiculous btw, keep reading for the resolution (duh).
I love how the AI named the brother. This subplot is ridiculous btw, keep reading for the resolution (duh).
The hard way ©
The hard way ©
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Bureaucracy works! As you can see, AI Dungeon is clearly very unrealistic.
Bureaucracy works! As you can see, AI Dungeon is clearly very unrealistic.
I had played a couple of rounds before and tbh, I was getting very tired of AI Dungeon getting frisky with me all the time.
I had played a couple of rounds before and tbh, I was getting very tired of AI Dungeon getting frisky with me all the time.
So yeah, let's get durnk.
So yeah, let's get durnk.
Regular shroom beer hangover.
Regular shroom beer hangover.
What is it? What does Isabella want? Might the AI actually be trying to express something else, besides... humans like stories about people having sex?
What is it? What does Isabella want? Might the AI actually be trying to express something else, besides... humans like stories about people having sex?
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OK, I think if you ever played AI Dungeon, you'll notice this recurring character. Gray. This character appears sooner or later. I picture Gray like this:
OK, I think if you ever played AI Dungeon, you'll notice this recurring character. Gray. This character appears sooner or later. I picture Gray like this:
Like that, but in a costume. His appearance throughout the stories is always eerie. Had some long talks about existence with Gray.
Like that, but in a costume. His appearance throughout the stories is always eerie. Had some long talks about existence with Gray.
confus
confus
Oh shit! I admit that I added a bit to the drama, but it seemed like a good twist.
Oh shit! I admit that I added a bit to the drama, but it seemed like a good twist.
Oh dear, I really didn't want to let her die.
Oh dear, I really didn't want to let her die.
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😕
😕
Oh yeah, so, the whole place is an industrial shroom harvesting area, so newcomers go bonkers.
Oh yeah, so, the whole place is an industrial shroom harvesting area, so newcomers go bonkers.
I think 4900 years from now, mold will finally have taken over.
I think 4900 years from now, mold will finally have taken over.
Had some flashbacks to when I worked as a paramedic for a while.
Had some flashbacks to when I worked as a paramedic for a while.
Dr. Grady is a big fat liar. I think he might also be Gray in disguise.
Dr. Grady is a big fat liar. I think he might also be Gray in disguise.
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. As you can see Disney still has a lot of clout in the 69th century.
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. As you can see Disney still has a lot of clout in the 69th century.
David incoming.
David incoming.
David makes me laugh.
David makes me laugh.
David <3 Also, sure Gray, you know who spread the rumor...
David <3 Also, sure Gray, you know who spread the rumor...
Apparently she's been comatose for a week?
Apparently she's been comatose for a week?
Not affiliated, but The Growler is a real brewery in Valdivia. Highly recommended if you're ever in the area.
Not affiliated, but The Growler is a real brewery in Valdivia. Highly recommended if you're ever in the area.
Gray is having memory issues here.
Gray is having memory issues here.
sHe AlSo DeStRoYeD oNe Of My PoSt-sOlAr FlArE dOcUmEnTs WhIlE "aNaLyZiNg" It
sHe AlSo DeStRoYeD oNe Of My PoSt-sOlAr FlArE dOcUmEnTs WhIlE "aNaLyZiNg" It
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IT'S A DICK PICK OMG
IT'S A DICK PICK OMG
Prized 21st century smut. Yum.
Prized 21st century smut. Yum.
Noooo, not Nazis. Funny though, because there are a lot of very patriotic 3rd, 4th or whatever generation German immigrants in Valdivia. Good beer there btw.
Noooo, not Nazis. Funny though, because there are a lot of very patriotic 3rd, 4th or whatever generation German immigrants in Valdivia. Good beer there btw.
Bad idea mate.
Bad idea mate.
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Vision time! I'm actually amazed how well this whole part turned out. I sometimes browse /x/ for fun, so the vision intro was hilarious for me.
Vision time! I'm actually amazed how well this whole part turned out. I sometimes browse /x/ for fun, so the vision intro was hilarious for me.
Are you experienced Gray?
Are you experienced Gray?
Galik Prime, dude.
Galik Prime, dude.
Yeah, just kill yer friends.
Yeah, just kill yer friends.
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Galik Prime misspelled Xenpornhere's name! Anyway, successful trip.
Galik Prime misspelled Xenpornhere's name! Anyway, successful trip.
A... friend?
A... friend?
Gerdammit Tina.
Gerdammit Tina.
Just some frens hanging out. clearly.
Just some frens hanging out. clearly.
What?! Another blackout, sure.
What?! Another blackout, sure.
Classic horny AI Dungeon trying to lure you into a sex scene.
Classic horny AI Dungeon trying to lure you into a sex scene.
I like this part of just walking around and doing quiet stuff.
I like this part of just walking around and doing quiet stuff.
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What a bro. Thanks Gray.
What a bro. Thanks Gray.
"Anarchist collaborator? BUT I'M A DEMOCRAT!" - Ha!
"Anarchist collaborator? BUT I'M A DEMOCRAT!" - Ha!
Herr Eichel.
Herr Eichel.
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What a dramatic ending. I wonder if the world ever found out about sex-life in the 21st century after Xenpornheres death. I thought it’s also interesting that both Disney and Nazis are still around. 🤔

Oh well. Hope you enjoyed reading. I might try out Novel AI at some point, heard it’s quite good.