Keeps his crew in line by alternating his sex between male and female on the first of every month.

Male is ruthless, promiscuous and a shrewd negotiator — especially when nothing needs to be negotiated.

Female is smooth, seductive and a shrewd negotiator — especially when nothing needs to be negotiated.

Most knowledgeable and skilled technician in the Plutonian fleet, she is often bored by the mundane tasks of maintaining the high-tech equipment aboard the ship and spends a great deal of time reverse-engineering alien devices for entertainment.

Though not particularly interested in finding a mate, she is supremely concerned about her appearance, thanks in part to the parasite in her head who is constantly telling her she doesn’t measure up to the attractive females of her species.

If she has to perform routine maintenance, she will take drastic measures to stay clean such as donning the equivalent of a hazmat suit to change the oil in a mechanical device.

She keeps a pet Angornda perched on her shoulder to monitor any degradation in her makeup, style or clothing, and recommend quick fixes for her.

The ultimate hypochondriac, Scriptecoil has mastered medical knowledge of many moons and planets in order to recognize even the slightest symptom of a disease, allergy or infection.

His paranoia has made him the most accomplished diagnostician of his people while making him profoundly ineffective in treating patients for fear of catching whatever they might have.

He is madly in love with Engorn, but is deathly afraid of any sexual encounter or even the possibility of one.

Attracted to the male Captain and her complete servitude during these months is what makes their ship the most efficient in the Plutonian fleet.

Fervently jealous of the female captain, she is combative, petulant and argumentative during these months making their ship the least efficient in the Plutonian fleet.

Equipped with many sensory organs going beyond sight and sound.

Employs a systemsurveyor eyepiece.

Expert navigator, able to direct his craft within 6” of any destination in the galaxy (as long as he listens to his shoulder sprite named Impetuous)

As a pollinator, Growfindel is on high alert for potential reproductive pairs, often acting as matchmaker — months where Captain Jantusen is male, their interactions nearly bring Growfindel to complete exhaustion by the end of the month.

Written and created by: — Knott Knowlenberger, with assistance from TheDankestAlien.Hand drawn illustrations by: — HAO