A satirical Valentine's day love letter to Solana:
Oh Solana, my sweet sweet Solana, my darling, my love, how thou hast ravaged thine heart. Whenever I put a transaction through you, you make my whole body explode with orgasmic pleasure unlike anything else I have ever experienced. You are like a rabbit, always ready to jump into my bed, full of speed and energy. Honestly, sometimes it's hard to keep up with you.....