Tyler Durden imagined a dystopia where capitalism collapses under its own weight, and consumerism enslaves the masses. In his world, the system was a beast destined to eat its own tail. Durden would steal fat discarded from the bodies of the wealthy, make luxury soap from it, and then sell that same soap back to the rich at exorbitant prices. In other words, he fed the system's own "waste" back to it as a "luxury." Looking at the crypto ecosystem today, we see the curtains rising on a similar...