I'd like to take this moment to let all of you, who in many cases are probably too smart for your own good, know...
A FORK IS A PRONG OBJECT YOU EAT WITH.
This message was sponsored by the billions of users you want to come support you, your ideologies, and your projects.
The way I see it. We have identified the empire - you know, those people in power who pretty much fuck and/or eat children...
We should probably start banding together and start building the rebellion to fight back.
Or you can keep talking about utensils if you want...