Back from Mars,
nerds.
When I find out what's really happening
This will restart. You’ve been warned.
When I find out what's really happening
This will restart. You’ve been warned.
Coordinated manipulation
You’re sitting on CT one day and some hot girl/guy/whomever messages you with an opportunity: Join our coordinated crypto manipulation team and make a million dollars! Ok, you think, all I have to do is buy some crapcoin, sit in Telegram, and sell when they tell me to. Easy mode. But you never looked at the coin’s smart contracts. You wait in anticipation for the right time, adrenaline starts pumping, you start dreaming for a half a second, you’re going to make a million dollars today! Here i...
Coordinated manipulation
You’re sitting on CT one day and some hot girl/guy/whomever messages you with an opportunity: Join our coordinated crypto manipulation team and make a million dollars! Ok, you think, all I have to do is buy some crapcoin, sit in Telegram, and sell when they tell me to. Easy mode. But you never looked at the coin’s smart contracts. You wait in anticipation for the right time, adrenaline starts pumping, you start dreaming for a half a second, you’re going to make a million dollars today! Here i...
hydrohomies
I’mma just put an extra dot every time someone reminds me to drink water. Like that LittleLegend from somewhere near you. So this thing is nothing but dots. Bros. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………...
hydrohomies
I’mma just put an extra dot every time someone reminds me to drink water. Like that LittleLegend from somewhere near you. So this thing is nothing but dots. Bros. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………...
Oranges
This is gpa_Buttset’s card. My grandfather would often tell me of my family’s history. It’s why I wanted to know more about mine, now I see that was a mistake for another reason. We were dirt poor. The original missing link. I got my facial hair from my biomom’s side. Yup, you’re reading that right. He used to eat cornbread and beans for 3 meals a day, and throw it away because kids would make fun of him. It was the most horrific story I’ve ever heard except for reality, of course. He had a b...
Oranges
This is gpa_Buttset’s card. My grandfather would often tell me of my family’s history. It’s why I wanted to know more about mine, now I see that was a mistake for another reason. We were dirt poor. The original missing link. I got my facial hair from my biomom’s side. Yup, you’re reading that right. He used to eat cornbread and beans for 3 meals a day, and throw it away because kids would make fun of him. It was the most horrific story I’ve ever heard except for reality, of course. He had a b...
Hot take
So no one likes the word socialism /shrug But here’s a hot take. I, personally, was a co-architect of a large municipal fiber network that connected about 10 sites in a “collapsed ring” style. Only true nerds are going to find out why that matters. I did about 50% of the actual work from the IT department on this particular project, and only some topics. Which is to say, other people deserve a lot of credit for their part in this too. Side note. You might be wondering why I would give this aw...
Hot take
So no one likes the word socialism /shrug But here’s a hot take. I, personally, was a co-architect of a large municipal fiber network that connected about 10 sites in a “collapsed ring” style. Only true nerds are going to find out why that matters. I did about 50% of the actual work from the IT department on this particular project, and only some topics. Which is to say, other people deserve a lot of credit for their part in this too. Side note. You might be wondering why I would give this aw...
Idaho Judicial System may or may not still need help
Now that I think back to some other dots, shit is getting spicy. This one you should ask me about later. In private, whatever in the fuck that is anymore. Thank you for doing the needful, let’s make it a spectacular day! Cheers(even though I’m not English or Australian, or wherever this came from, but not ‘murica, that’s for sure), #ghost.yohbe@deeznutz.com * this is not a real website or financial information *
Idaho Judicial System may or may not still need help
Now that I think back to some other dots, shit is getting spicy. This one you should ask me about later. In private, whatever in the fuck that is anymore. Thank you for doing the needful, let’s make it a spectacular day! Cheers(even though I’m not English or Australian, or wherever this came from, but not ‘murica, that’s for sure), #ghost.yohbe@deeznutz.com * this is not a real website or financial information *
Phishing rears to get some cheers
Before this tool was commercialized, it was used a in a couple of white hat pen tests I was part of, at one Government agency in at least one State. This tool “sniffs” your “level” or authorization level of access within an Active Directory environment to find someone else related to you by another AD factor that has greater permission than you do, so they know who to target next for phishing. I am a white hat pen tester known as “Legit1”. I am, in fact, not legit. I want to make my life supe...
Phishing rears to get some cheers
Before this tool was commercialized, it was used a in a couple of white hat pen tests I was part of, at one Government agency in at least one State. This tool “sniffs” your “level” or authorization level of access within an Active Directory environment to find someone else related to you by another AD factor that has greater permission than you do, so they know who to target next for phishing. I am a white hat pen tester known as “Legit1”. I am, in fact, not legit. I want to make my life supe...
Everyone needs therapy
I do too. I will forever. Because of gestures wildly. I did everything “right” and you motherfuckers almost let it happen anyways. Shame on you. I hope you stub your toe on a piece of furniture in the dark every night. Because can you imagine how annoyed you’d be when that happened for the 15,000th time? “Just give me all the therapy you have. Wait. Wait. I’m worried what you heard was ‘give me a lot of therapy.’ What I said was, '“Give me all the therapy you have.” Do you understand? [$...
Everyone needs therapy
I do too. I will forever. Because of gestures wildly. I did everything “right” and you motherfuckers almost let it happen anyways. Shame on you. I hope you stub your toe on a piece of furniture in the dark every night. Because can you imagine how annoyed you’d be when that happened for the 15,000th time? “Just give me all the therapy you have. Wait. Wait. I’m worried what you heard was ‘give me a lot of therapy.’ What I said was, '“Give me all the therapy you have.” Do you understand? [$...
if you were wondering
How I knew about the Uniswap V2 LP trick with the cert. The code came from MIT and Facebook. cough Libra. fr fr. If you are going to hire really smart people and tell them to do things, but do not tell them they are illegal, ignorance is bliss. Or get that shit in writing. As technologists, our fingers are our voiceboxes. What a dumb, cliche, example. We are the type of people who do not make friends as easily as Type-A bros with all the strats. We do things unintentionally, because people wa...
if you were wondering
How I knew about the Uniswap V2 LP trick with the cert. The code came from MIT and Facebook. cough Libra. fr fr. If you are going to hire really smart people and tell them to do things, but do not tell them they are illegal, ignorance is bliss. Or get that shit in writing. As technologists, our fingers are our voiceboxes. What a dumb, cliche, example. We are the type of people who do not make friends as easily as Type-A bros with all the strats. We do things unintentionally, because people wa...
