You’re sitting on CT one day and some hot girl/guy/whomever messages you with an opportunity: Join our coordinated crypto manipulation team and make a million dollars! Ok, you think, all I have to do is buy some crapcoin, sit in Telegram, and sell when they tell me to. Easy mode. But you never looked at the coin’s smart contracts. You wait in anticipation for the right time, adrenaline starts pumping, you start dreaming for a half a second, you’re going to make a million dollars today! Here i...