Every so often the Mrs gives me a certain look that says “you’re looking way too shaggy Mr.Former Canadian Outdoorsman…” and it means it’s time for me to go sit in a chair and roll the dice on what sort of beard I’ll have afterwards 🤣 Usually I use the translation app to say something like “I need to be cleaned up/look professional, and by the end I should still have some hair, some beard, and some eyebrows” $GMYerb