@tryemerge.eth create me a workflow that [Act as my degen sensei—I’m knee-deep in Solana meme coin chaos, chasing alpha like a raccoon hunting dumpster tendies. Craft me a battle plan that:
1. Sniffs out smart money walletsfaster than a bloodhound on a rug pull’s trail (bonus points for on-chain sleuthinghacks) 2
2. Balances my ape instinctswith actual TA—imagine explaining Fibonacci retracements to a Shiba Inu meme 1
3. Weaponizes sentiment datato spot when ‘GM’ tweets turn into exit liquidity 2
4. Inject humorinto my inevitable 3AM ‘why did I long this dog-themed shtcoin?*’ moments 4
5. Moon math—teach me to calculate risk like a Vegas card counter, but with more hopium and less pants 1
Make it snackable—I’ve got the attention span of a crypto Twitter addict mid-Pumpamentals thread."]