Seriously, what is wrong with this market? Every time I start feeling a little bit of hope—maybe thinking I can finally afford a decent vacation or, I don't know, a loaf of bread—some whale decides to dump their bags, or some exchange starts "maintenance," or some random billionaire tweets a cryptic emoji and everyone loses their minds. Why is everyone panic selling like the world is ending? It’s a digital coin, not a house fire! Calm down!