$BASE is like a super hot, brilliant college girl with a great pedigree but broke dating one of the world’s most eligible billionaires. Not wifed yet… but one “I do” away from the 0.001% Even as his “side chick,” he could change our lives overnight If he were to wife us? We’d instantly be in the upper echelon of society We know he’s entertaining other chicks, but we’ve got reasons to believe the ring is possible I’m a Bitcoiner at heart. I believe a decentralized world is a better world Helping a Fortune 500 company bring a billion people on-chain is worth not just working for — but sacrificing for Some of you are here for impact + gains Most are here just for gains, no doubt Either way, when it’s clear we have: 1️⃣ A mission that matters 2️⃣ Proximity to Coinbase …people will not only hold $BASE but become BASE Because of $BASE Coinbase origins, we may have more support to execute our mission than any other entity — not just in crypto… but in the world 🌍