johnsterlacci

An irish goodbye in crypto is when you leave the space without publicly crashing out

when capital tools are in the hands of the elite they call it finance when capital tools are in the hands of regular people they call it gambling

Perfect harmony

just hit a lick so bought a 4' print of this for my apartment

Nothing hits quite like getting a reaction sweep in the group chat

I got kicked out of latin dance class for asking how to crip walk

Are you fucking serious?

What did they mean by this?

Why does everyone keep getting mad when i order an americano with milk

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Divine protection acquired

The opensea coin is the only thing that can save us

scam cycle

"There's our little crypto investor" "Come downstairs and tell us about alt season"

Alan. We are so fucked.

when i hear people say dr pepper and not dr peppers monster cause you see the guy who created it, his name is dr pepper so what you’re actually drinking is dr peppers monster

when cloning tech becomes practical how many people will choose to raise clones instead of children?

within the next 8 months 90% of the dog/cat videos on the internet will be ai generated

when you stand before god, you will have to answer for all the tokens you sold

if you correct me on the internet you’ve made an enemy for life