Hurricane

The political sign in your front yard cannot save you now.

Hurricane Ian is approaching, and it doesn't give a damn about which party you are affiliated with, how you feel about vaccinations, or if you think the 2020 presidential election was rigged or not.

It has one objective, and that is to obliterate homes, shoot telephone poles into boats and send lawn furniture to Arcadia while laughing at the notion of political partisanship.

To be sure, there will be Republicans cowering in their closets, just like there will be Democrats praying to the heavens to please, just make the freight train stop. Our time has finally come, it appears, and so it would be wise to note that after the last power line has been toppled all we'll have left is each other.