I wish you'd do something outrageous, Something to put me right off, Standoffishly, rudely remark something truly, Revolting that I only scoff

I wish you'd offload something nasty, That makes me think twice about you, Off-hand or off-color, destroy me my lover, 'Cause now I think much more than twice about you

You offer no faults to latch onto, I'm sure they're here somewhere, if only I knew, Shed light and it flickers, one flash with two figures, I guess the dim light of this candle will do

I wish we could put on a record, Whisk through the warmly lit world for a spell, Our hands and our feet, our eyes when they meet, Ceasing to blink, longing to dwell

I wish we'd do something impulsive, Acting on instinct, we almost display, On second thought never, we'd better not ever, Good night, today was a great day

You offer no faults to latch onto, I'm sure they're here somewhere, if only I knew, Well I'll lead, it's fine, let's talk about mine, The biggest: my weakness for you