type shit in and forget it. Concatenate shit like CAF. Then even if one piece of info is exposed from a single node, the rest is not and that piece can be hashed and recovered, maybe? Makes base64 useless.

This works kind of like Azure AD Domain Services. The other timeline has heard this story too. It clones your existing Azure AD, and instead of innovating and making old shit catch up, they let you do the dumbest shit, and anti-innovate by using micro services to connect to the same shitty shit shit. But, they force you change your password, because can you imagine if that behemoth had access to every password ever?

Make Delete locks opt-out. but teach knuckleheads what they’re about.

ML, err old ML, err all the ML, maybe?

Randomize security questions based on significant memories, instead of making me remember the same answer for 02938402394-023980-2 questions. Like with credit reports or whatever. But with super vague data or whatever. Ask questions that make people nervous, it’ll show in their answers. like, ma’am, what do you weigh? But then compare and shit. Do not actually ask any woman this question ever unless you are a doctor or putting drugs in her arm or back. Paints.

And for the love of god, please just do everyone’s fucking taxes already man, I’ll even pay for that shit. Like Pulte or whatever.