Instead of consuming that amount of traffic by opening the image, Kapono quickly opened the file from his assistant:

Name: yunmu

Birthday: September 1, 1993

Height: 186 cm

Weight: 80 kg

Place touch height: 80CM

Standing long jump: meters

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With A push IN his MOUTH, KAPono sweARS THAT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SCOUTING REPORT HE'S EVER SEEN. What does this report say?