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Yesterday was a bad day, and i decide to go to the bar and drink some whiskey, near me were some pretty girls and I decide to talk to them . I found that they were from the burkina ferrara. They asked me what do I do for a living. I answered that I am an assassin, and they thought I was macho and strong. Later I found that they where not at the bar by mistake but were actually waiting for me. And i lost my girl friend forever.
weeks later I met with her in a cafe. She looked at me and said 'I thought you were a weak weak person but you're a strong macho, girls wanna have you and I say come on and drink some whiskey and I'm going to take you to the bath room and i'm going to kiss you, kiss you on the mouth, kiss you on the mouth, kiss you on the mouth, yeah kiss you, kiss you... kiss you...
Saying this i look at the pretty girls and say "fuck yeah girls wanna have me, where's my chicken, I want chicken, chicken..."
Girls in my head is "hey macho fucker get the fuck out of my head, fucking high heels on the floor and legs spread, oh yes.. girls wanna have me.."
I grab my bottle of whiskey and drink it fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.. then i come back to reality and drink some vodka from the bottle of whiskey I have in my hand. "Oh, man i've got chicken, where's my chicken, i need chicken, but not chicken chicken..."
I leave the bar and look for a girls house but there is none. I go to a restaurant and drink some whiskey but it doesn't really taste good, I then go to the fish shop and look for some fish and eat the fish.
I drink some vodka from the bottle, then a beer, then I go to the kebab shop and eat some chicken and sit down and start drinking vodka. After that I find a shower and jump in.
"Man I really like you, but i think that you should not be in my head anymore, but you are a girl and girls always say that they love the strong man like me and i say that i need the strength from the strong girl, ok girls wanna have me...
A tall girl with long blonde hair opens the shower door and looks at me and smiles. "Hey man, you're a fucking idiot man..."
Yesterday was a bad day, and i decide to go to the bar and drink some whiskey, near me were some pretty girls and I decide to talk to them . I found that they were from the burkina ferrara. They asked me what do I do for a living. I answered that I am an assassin, and they thought I was macho and strong. Later I found that they where not at the bar by mistake but were actually waiting for me. And i lost my girl friend forever.
weeks later I met with her in a cafe. She looked at me and said 'I thought you were a weak weak person but you're a strong macho, girls wanna have you and I say come on and drink some whiskey and I'm going to take you to the bath room and i'm going to kiss you, kiss you on the mouth, kiss you on the mouth, kiss you on the mouth, yeah kiss you, kiss you... kiss you...
Saying this i look at the pretty girls and say "fuck yeah girls wanna have me, where's my chicken, I want chicken, chicken..."
Girls in my head is "hey macho fucker get the fuck out of my head, fucking high heels on the floor and legs spread, oh yes.. girls wanna have me.."
I grab my bottle of whiskey and drink it fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.. then i come back to reality and drink some vodka from the bottle of whiskey I have in my hand. "Oh, man i've got chicken, where's my chicken, i need chicken, but not chicken chicken..."
I leave the bar and look for a girls house but there is none. I go to a restaurant and drink some whiskey but it doesn't really taste good, I then go to the fish shop and look for some fish and eat the fish.
I drink some vodka from the bottle, then a beer, then I go to the kebab shop and eat some chicken and sit down and start drinking vodka. After that I find a shower and jump in.
"Man I really like you, but i think that you should not be in my head anymore, but you are a girl and girls always say that they love the strong man like me and i say that i need the strength from the strong girl, ok girls wanna have me...
A tall girl with long blonde hair opens the shower door and looks at me and smiles. "Hey man, you're a fucking idiot man..."
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