I love this headline so much.

This is the biggest cat that I've ever seen.

Pay off your credit cards.

I've made a list of foods that I can't eat.

You’re getting fat.

I’m not drinking alcohol because I will drive other people home later.

That's a really big apple.

It was on the list.

I am a waitress.

Have you opened the door?

With these headphones, I can't hear anything.