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Beradoge shitpaper LITE

**Beradoges growee bytousands persweek. Hue b wondering ib beradoge bejus griffing wit clikbait garbaggio un da twatterting. Da anser b yesser an no Da truf b dat beradoge hab incrediblous intittystic valu. Kek beradogee promis nutting. Dis is da seekwet. Ib hwe promis Nutting an lotits ub engagering - nows we hab sumting Dis da circles ub wife

FLYWHEELee **NOTHING > ENGAGE > SUMTING

Da ting be dat u tink we jus clikbait garbaggio wit vapid promiscuous Dis tru an sam Tim unrel cuz webe stakky ur namus an webe incretittibly innovate multileyer distripooption brocess Da firs 2,000 idiotics ub beradoge twatter an twatter engages b shitlistu 1 hue be sen exclusib invitee 2 da serber wit Dese idiut gets firs invititties 2 da discordy Ware hwe hwill innovation da proofs ub shits 2 berify hue b humans idiots kek wit sum engagee requiretits hwich hwill funder grows da scams HU HWILL hab discordy privates accessibly 2 qualtittsfy hue 4 da firs massib vapids nutting drop an prepresales ub nutting mayb mayb desenuts dis be knows ebs shitslist1

2,000 -→ idiotslek -→ Discor -→ Proofub idiot (idiotsdraw +twet) -→ Shitlist 1 (bes) ,2 (betters),3(goods) -→ Pre-presalee -→ Nuttingdrop

Nex hwe hwill pose da discortitties wit moar twat promotitties let's da idiots allcum ins (sexxy!l) DIS B DA shitlis2. Dese idiotb proofub shits 2 berify tookek somoar engagee Onda twatter tookek Lassly we hab da turd ans finals fase ub shits calls shitllist3 dis be da publicly discortitties invitee. Dis letting al da shits b ins

HWE REBIEW:

shitlist1-(erlys followe an engajew) bes priceu ans dropu (layers 1) shitlist2- (nex earlys followee an engajew) nex bes priceu ans dropu (layer1 ors berachainse testnets - dependu on testnets schedulee)  shitlist3- (publiclally idiuts) nex besu priceu ans dropu (berachainee testnets)

DA EARLYNESS UB DA ENTRYNESS DA BETTER DA DISTITTUTION. DIS B HENCEFORTS NUN AS PROOFUB IDIOT

beradoge isda brownchip memetoken onberachain arts frum @Baloo_42069
beradoge isda brownchip memetoken onberachain arts frum @Baloo_42069

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TECHEEE **beradoge ibs buidling rel deFi hide behindee da retardation kek. Ibs hu sees true da retardations hue cans discubber da reals tachuuu

beradogee teams ibs OG beras wit da true OGs experiencees muchwow. Da beradoge teams ibs supers specs wits DeFiXP ans codee ans hwe relly doescares lots bouts da degens ans da truetek infacs wes wants toooo tricks u wits degens ans makesu accidents da trutech kek

Teams habs

-solibtitty devuuu extrastronk -frontend devu extrastronk -biz devu extrastronk

+dankunleaked ideas keke ans rel DeFi relbalu4u ** PARTNOOOORS beradoge partnooors extra stronks. Hwe habs da bes partnooors ons da berachains. Dis b reflec ins ours beradropsplanskek buts wes habs extraspecialtype plansee fors da beras epseclly in dese catagorories ans by dats imeans moar den jusberadrop!!!

**-carlo articleees -beramarketee -THJarrrrs -berachainsmokeychains

Dese tems kno us kek buts donts knowsus. Wes alredy ins dese teamsHAHAHAHA ans dey donts knowswhos hwe r. Dus hwe wills maku extra speccaltimes collabs witsdeseones HAHAHAHA u cants finds usidiots wes rights udder urs noseshahaha

u knows us… solbs fors seX hahahaha

udder partnooors hwe b in communion wit nots jus dese arts frum @Baloo_42069
udder partnooors hwe b in communion wit nots jus dese arts frum @Baloo_42069

DISTITTUTION EXAMPLEE:

***DIS NOTS DA FINALS UBS DISTITTUTIONS ANS be JUS FORS DEMOSkek ***DIS NOTS DA PROMISES UBS DA PROFITSkek ***DIS NOTS anythings dis issa da nothings keks
***BERADOGE isbe wurt 0

Publicbuys 30% Devops 20% Beradrop 20% Strategic 9% (advisee, partneees) Shitlist 1 presale 7% (best price) Shitlist 1 drop 3% Shitlist 2 presale 5% (better price) Shitlist 2 drop 2% Shitlist 3 presale 3% (good price) Shitlist 3 drop 1%

**BERADROPEE (20%) EXAMPLEE:

*****DIS NOTS DA FINALS UBS BERADROPS DISTITTUTIONS ANS be JUS FORS DEMOSkek ***DIS NOTS DA PROMISES UBS DA PROFITSkek ***DIS NOTS anythings dis issa da nothings keks
***BERADOGE isbe wurt 0

Carlo Articles (any series) 14.3% Beras (any series) 14.3% TheHoneyJar NFTs (any series) 14.3% Mijanies (juicebox contributors) 14.3% Beradrome 14.3% GoldilocksDAO 14.3% Other (TBA) 14.3%

**PRESALEE DETAILEES: ** DA DETAILSee ubs da presalees ubs shits nots be release yet kek. Dis includeee da tru distro nummas. Distronummas abub bes jus fors visualizee. Dese detailees be bery alfalfa richee ans be releasee 2 da beras wen shitlistees opensee

DISCORDEE DETAILEES:** **DISCOR SOOOOON

**BERADOGIE ALTARMY: **beradogiealts begets speccal drips ans accesses toda shitlist1 wittout habbing2 proofubidiots plus moar kek

hwe cares muchbouts beradogiealts dis means
-puts beradoge ins twatter profilekek -puts beradoge ins @handlekeke -tweets ats beradoge ans halp wit engagekek ans hwe grows 2gedder -wes hwill promos da beradogiealts kek hu hwill see**

WEN LUNCH DISCOR RULEEs MUS B FOLLOWs: **-Vibez = Bagsubberadoge -Pastasauce erry day -B dyselxicly -B fren -idiots = moneys -DeFis > Alls

beradoge isda brownchip memetoken onberachain arts frum @PaulsonPrecious
beradoge isda brownchip memetoken onberachain arts frum @PaulsonPrecious

Muchtek muchwow toocum. Wes leaks da berylittles in dis shitpaperLITE butts u gets da ideas Endpaper,

-Beroshi Dogemoto