one day, David dickinson heard his show dickinsons real deal was to be cancelled by itv. So David took it upon himself to go and see the chief commissioning editor of itv. As soon as David walked into the room he stuck his big toe into the mouth of the chief commissioning editor and he let out the biggest maniacal bellowing laugh you'd ever heard, it was like two slices of bacon being slapped against a garden fence. David said to the chief that he demanded that his show stays on the air so he could interfere when dealers tried buying old cereal packets from delusional and misguided pensioners who believe that an half eaten box of coco pops bought over a quarter of a century ago is worth taking to auction for a wealthy profit. The chief mumbled that his show would remain on the air for the simple fact that David had laced his toenails with hallucinogenic drug and stuffed 35 year old coco pops down his unkept and uncut big, hairy, mahogany toe. the end....for now.