Welcome back to Crypto Circuit, your weekly newsletter where we stir up the chaos of the real world and pour it through the lens of our decentralized dreams. If your morning coffee’s hitting your wallet a little harder these days, you’re not just imagining things. Coffee futures in New York just surged to $4.24 per pound, nipping at the all-time high of $4.29 from February. The culprits? A brutal drought in Brazil, punishing U.S. tariffs, and global stockpiles shrinking faster than my altcoin...