Only a few years into their existence, NFTs have generated an enormous buzz. Headlines speak of children made millionaires, artists freed from middlemen and toil, companies outbidding each other in a black box, and journalists crossing ethical lines for credible insider information. If NFT press coverage seems to have a bizarre emotional ebb and flow, chalk it up to its direct correlation with the previous week’s bitcoin returns. I’ll be arguing that this preposterous new collectible tech, wh...