Web3 heralds a glorious new era of privacy, transparency and freedom. But there’s just one tiny problem — it’s fucking incomprehensible. Go ahead and try to excite your family or friends about danksharding an SDK proof of burn hyperledger with a parachain slot auction. That, of course, makes zero sense — but that’s also how things that do make sense in web3 sound to 99.999999% of humanity. Serious question: if you had to learn ancient Phoenician to understand the greatest revolution of your l...