“Hello 911? yes I would like to report a murder”

What is trolling versus mogging? Example of a troll: when you pretend that you are a girl in a chatroom, get a guy to sext 1-on-1, get him worked up and eager, and then right before he cums you either post a pic of you and your guy friends or you reveal your biceps. A mogging is like when a user presents themselves a certain way, and either through their simple existence or a witty reposte, you feel like you want to slap them, put a pin in their fat cheek, hack their computer, or tell them to shut up--but you can’t, and your inner child wants to cry and be comforted. You wanna stick it to em, but you cannot reach through the monitor, and so their smug pfp and effortless retort must exist as permanently shaming you throughout all e-ternity.

you cannot be a mogger--you must invoke a mogging. it is a skill. you summon the mog gods and they bestow the wit upon you needed to slap the mog. you can be really good at it, for sure. after all, Heaven was quite possibly the best mogger of all time:

For those in the know, Heaven was an ID on 4chan that you could utilize if you saged the thread (posted without bumping the thread to the top of the catalog). the unspoken rule was that if you did this, your Heaven post had to slap, mog, hit, burn, murder, or be an epic win. thus, in all memorable instances, a user who had invoked the Heaven ID made a post that was so good that it defined the thread. any Heaven post that was less than amazing was forgotten and scrubbed from the Akashic records.

to mog, you need a high luck trait--the original post, the time, the avatars involved, and your brain, need to be in sync.

to mog consistently, you need experience in improvisational wit.

this means using the tools of the internet posters’ trade. avatars, language, word-play, psyops, and manipulation of expectations. the internet poster extremist may also employ scams, rugs, malware, doxxes, and harm through theft (though these begin to migrate away from simple internet humor). the magician tarot card is worth meditating on for an understanding of the playful improvisational openness required to fully grasp the mogpower of posting:

Learn at first concentration without effort; transform work into play; make every yoke that you have accepted easy and every burden that you carry light! (Meditations on the Tarot, Anonymous)

The ultimate way to mog is to just be uncaring, flourishing, in your lane, retarded (but not cerebreally defunct), unbridled, fat, young, frail, old, cast aside, ugly, camera-facing-up, bags under the eyes, not asking questions, saying it how it is. the ultimate way to mog is to embrace an identity that could be perceived as, or understood to be, real and human. it does not need to be your meatspace identity, but it should be a networked identity that can be perceived as within as larger subculture/gestalt.