Dr. CryptoPhil had just had a very long day in the studio. DNA tests, combative teenagers, catfishing….it was all getting to his big bald head!

“Time for a walk. That’ll clear my mind.”

And so Phil set off down Meta Main street. He was amazed by all the different characters he saw.

They were SO different from the guests he had on his shows.

Bored Apes playing craps….

Pudgy Penguins stuffing their faces with ice cream…

Doodle looking creatures farting out rainbows…

Frogs…..so many frogs!

“HEY YOU.”

Dr. CryptoPhil was taken back, he turned around and saw a stone cold Cowboy hat wearing CryptoPunk staring him dead in the eyes.

“Can I help you?”, Dr. CryptoPhil asked.

“Yeah this here is a punk parcel baldy, i'm gonna have to ask you to LEAVE.”

Dr. CryptoPhil immediately thought back to the little girl that had bullied him on his show earlier that day.

“Not this time.” Phil mumbled to himself.

“Say what did you say you bald BI--”

Before the Punk could phinish his sentence Dr. CryptoPhil grabbed the punk by both arms and swung him in a 360 degree phashion.

Four rotations later and that bully of a CryptoPunk went phlying into the middle of the Apes’ craps game.

The Punk got up quickly…

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!”, the punk yelled.

“Indeed I do.”

said Dr. CryptoPhil as he walked into the Pudge Penguin ice cream parlor.

Never back down.