Hey, I’m Dylan. Yes, that Dylan. The one from Saber. The one who allegedly created a small army of pseudonymous developers and accidentally (okay, maybe not accidentally) inflated Solana’s TVL by several billion dollars. Also known as: “That Guy Who Speedran DeFi Like It Was Elden Ring.” Let’s talk about it.Chapter 1: The Year Was 2022Solana was booming. Everyone was building. The vibes were immaculate. The fees were low. The TPS was high. The serotonin was even higher. I had one goal: bootst...