这是个恶搞笑话，用来讽刺Amazon的1-Click Purchase的。

“一键购买”是Amazon的专利技术，只要点一下按钮，立刻完成付款。文章讲的故事明显是模仿客户在Amazon上的购物体验 ---- 你见过哪个公司的网站上会有“收购本公司”的链接么？

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Amazon.com Help: 1-Click Ordering毫无幽默感地认真回答一下吧。

这个新闻的出处在这里：Borowitz Report : The New Yorker

是new yorker中的Borowitz Report发表的。

Borowitz Report是什么？是Andy Borowitz的专栏。Andy Borowitz是谁？根据维基百科:

Andy Borowitz (born January 4, 1958) is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor.He is known for creating the satirical column “The Borowitz Report”, which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker.

他是一个拿过National Press Club的“幽默奖”的美国comedian。这个专栏是一个satirical column。

什么叫News Satire?根据维基百科:

News satire, also called fake news, is a type of parody presented in a format typical of mainstreamjournalism, and called a satire because of its content. News satire has been around almost as long as journalism itself, but it is particularly popular on the web, where it is relatively easy to mimic a credible news source and stories may achieve wide distribution from nearly any site. News satire relies heavily on irony and deadpan humor.

News satire是假新闻的意思，一种通过模仿主流新闻的形式撰写似是而非内容，从而造成喜感。假新闻是美国的一种文字娱乐活动，可以理解为一种笑话流派。

为什么中国读者特别容易不能区分news satire和正常新闻？因为我国并没有假新闻这种娱乐形式。在我国只有追究法律责任一种形式的假新闻。的感觉 lol