More from Fletcher Christian

Aliens, Angels, and Asshattery: The Grand Face-Off
Sometimes I’d rather listen to four hours of “Mustang Sally” than another douche canoe “expert” pontificate about Jesus or UFOs or whatever new cosmic asshole theory is trending. But here’s the thing: I actually like Billy Carson. Yeah, that guy, with his pseudo-academic babble about ancient aliens and cryptic texts. Part of me cringed at the obvious bullshit, but part of me was like, “Fuck it, I’d rather explore Atlantis with a delusional dreamer than hear one more sermon from a Bible schola...

Sign My Bomb
The shadows of drones loom large over distant lands, from those shadows my voice rises from the echoes of a past life. As a former evangelical Christian and a veteran of the "War on Terror," my perspective on these issues cuts through the haze with a sharp, personal acuity. The scars of war and faith color my view, painting a stark picture of the dissonance between the morals preached and the horrors we see executed. Are we really so numb, so utterly disconnected, that the signing of bombs—an...

The Power of Emergence: Revolutionizing Governance
Alright, let’s break this down. Think about how your body works. You don’t sit there and micromanage every cell, telling it what to do. Those cells just do their thing, communicating in this incredible syncopated soliloquy of life. Now, apply that to society and governance. We’ve got this mess of laws and regulations, like warehouses full of shitty toilet paper, and it’s choking us. Instead of more laws and regulations, we need to cut through the red tape, hateful rhetoric, and political bull...

