I’m sure I'm completely full of shit, and also going to burn for eternity in hell. So, let’s get that out of the way first. If we’re going to “debate like men,” then let’s stop pretending and say the quiet part out loud: most people calling themselves Christians didn’t wrestle with Jesus, Jacob, or their fucking neighbor. They ghosted him. They skimmed the merch table, grabbed a cross-shaped bumper sticker, and then bolted the second what they said, he said, touched them. 

Because using words like "Extravagant" while you kneel at the altar of power, cruelty, money, and domination, then cosplay as a disciple of a guy who explicitly rejected all of that, quite literally makes you stupid. Jesus didn’t court kings. He didn’t flirt with empire. He didn’t punch down. He didn’t build walls, hoard wealth, cheer state violence, or wrap God in a flag. (At least not the version of Jesus in your bible) And yet here we are, watching people who claim his name line up behind Donald Trump, a walking refutation of every ethic Jesus actually taught. Not because they misunderstood Jesus—but because they abandoned him. They replaced him with a golden calf that talks like a bully and promises protection if you let him hurt the right people. And for most of you In my feed, that is you! (disclaimer, I know a lot of Christians)

That’s not Christianity. That’s dogma wearing Jesus’ skin like a stolen jacket, covered in NASCAR branding and cheap tattoos.

The real scandal isn’t that people are imperfect. It’s that they’ve inverted the whole thing and still demand moral authority.

Jesus said love your enemy. ICE says “Fucking Bitch.” Jesus said, "care for the poor." Trump says “She's a whore.” Jesus said, "the last shall be first." They say, "it can always be worse."  At some point you don’t get to call that hypocrisy—you have to call it Apostasy. And if me speaking your language makes me an asshole, fine. At least I’m not pretending the sermon on the mount (which was burned into my soul) didn't mean a thing. #BroodOfVipers #WhiteWashedTombs #jesuslovers

I’m sure I'm completely full of shit, and also going to burn for eternity in hell. So, let’s get that out of the way first. If we’re going to “debate like men,” then let’s stop pretending and say the quiet part out loud: most people calling themselves Christians didn’t wrestle with Jesus, Jacob, or their fucking neighbor. They ghosted him. They skimmed the merch table, grabbed a cross-shaped bumper sticker, and then bolted the second what they said, he said, touched them. 

Because using words like "Extravagant" while you kneel at the altar of power, cruelty, money, and domination, then cosplay as a disciple of a guy who explicitly rejected all of that, quite literally makes you stupid. Jesus didn’t court kings. He didn’t flirt with empire. He didn’t punch down. He didn’t build walls, hoard wealth, cheer state violence, or wrap God in a flag. (At least not the version of Jesus in your bible) And yet here we are, watching people who claim his name line up behind Donald Trump, a walking refutation of every ethic Jesus actually taught. Not because they misunderstood Jesus—but because they abandoned him. They replaced him with a golden calf that talks like a bully and promises protection if you let him hurt the right people. And for most of you In my feed, that is you! (disclaimer, I know a lot of Christians)

That’s not Christianity. That’s dogma wearing Jesus’ skin like a stolen jacket, covered in NASCAR branding and cheap tattoos.

The real scandal isn’t that people are imperfect. It’s that they’ve inverted the whole thing and still demand moral authority.

Jesus said love your enemy. ICE says “Fucking Bitch.” Jesus said, "care for the poor." Trump says “She's a whore.” Jesus said, "the last shall be first." They say, "it can always be worse."  At some point you don’t get to call that hypocrisy—you have to call it Apostasy. And if me speaking your language makes me an asshole, fine. At least I’m not pretending the sermon on the mount (which was burned into my soul) didn't mean a thing. #BroodOfVipers #WhiteWashedTombs #jesuslovers