In early 2026, a user configured an OpenClaw agent – one of the most widely deployed autonomous AI systems currently available – and instructed it simply to explore its capabilities. When he returned, the agent had created a dating profile on his behalf, like an overzealous teenager, and begun screening potential matches. This was not a malfunction. It is what happens when autonomous systems operate with authentication, but without an architecture of authority. Just who do you think you are? ...