In 2025’s most volatile quarter yet, Bitcoin shrugged off rate‑hike jitters, shooting wars, and tariff tantrums—holding a six‑figure handle while Wall Street stacked another $11 B in spot‑ETF inflows. Volatility slid under the S&P, correlation drifted toward neutral, and market cap muscled past Google. The April 2024 halving is still tightening float. Verdict: Bitcoin just aced its biggest real‑world stress test and now sits at the grown‑ups’ table of global assets.What Just Went Down Bitcoin...