A press release from the office of @goldytalks
I am writing this as a written post first before I post the video It is very late/early and I need to get some mf sleep PLEASE? Not tryina be combative or iMPuLsIVe (lol), but i’m exhausted
I know the “content content content” grind don’t stop… But I have a LOT on my plate rn
For better or for worse I burned and built a lot of bridges WAAAAAAY quicker than I should have
(That being said in the words of Howie) “You see that? That’s history right there”
Anyways ……….. back to trying to be focused There aren’t enough yerbs or addy in the world To stop these tangents from happening like this
So much for being a “bachelor in the art of communication lolol” TBH if Dean Bay reads this one day I would hope this could qualify me for a special honorary degree
My mom would really appreciate it, and as would I… I understand if this is the wrong tone and not serious enough Which I hope you see that in not trying to disrespect anybody here But if thats a possibility… I would love to talk something out please (This is my first blog post and tbh I love doing this haha)
Not that im tryina get cute and break the 4th wall here But brevity is not my greatest strength people, lmao And my brain is, obviously lol, a fucking crazy one So I want to make my content genuine to what its like To live inside this brain of the definition of a twisted mf tweaker
The safdie brothers wrote a parable using Adam Sandler to describe mania Many people hated the movie and were stressed out by it (adam got robbed of an oscar smh). but when I saw the movie it changed my life… I felt seen, someone else wrote a parable for me
It felt like my burning bush Like the Christmas Carol but real life Past, present, and Future all swirling about… But being acted out by my literal subconscious
I’m a diehard Boston fan, the big 3 was my team pierce I somehow have met and is maybe my boy? (Btw I still can’t belive him andy and aversano won)
But back to gems… they used their style of filmmaking to give me a sign
their message hit because of the medium So that’s what I aim to do here
If I can be real in my style And true to who I am As a man, a content creator And be a mensch And man built for others
tbh… that is literally all that matters And if am doing that
And people give me shit I will tune those people out
I hope that I can use the platform I am trying to build To inspire other people, and make people feel seen Because a lot of people out here look like… they might behaving a good time: And its hard to admit when you need help
But if you need help, we want to help you Always ask me how I can help Both me as Goldy And you as yourself, since you should also be a person built for others
Life, and daos (which coopah thinks might be the same thing and that… we are all literally and somehow still unaware we live in a modern matrix)
Daos are there future of the world and a such a big part of everything Not just for my projects and the space, but for my life and relationships
I like to think about the idea of being a person built for others… Ubuntu is a not a word, its a way of life (hi Jeramiah, lets talk)
So in this space, understand how this way of life works in on sentence But promise to plz, if you finish this piece, just remember this one line ok?
“I cannot be all I can be unless you are all that you can be”
Knowing how important ubuntu is to daos, my life, and the word is what makes all of this so much harder Because for better of for worst, I have to keep putting myself first Which will change in a few weeks once I have me feet settled beneath me… But its hard to be all I CAN BE unless you are all that YOU CAN BE
Now…
Especially those in my own life and the space I have met Since I have met so many incredible people in the past few months A lot of negativity and unnecessary pain has been thrown my way
Which I don’t blame at all, I probably deserve it As jim calhoun would say “If you want me to say I fucked up: I fucked up”
With all of that said, I want to give us a place to understand and practice… There is a 3 major concepts that I find to be missing from this space ok?
Nuance, Levity, and ubuntu These are the big 3 of my life Every day my content will practice these things
If every day, I can make every single person… either people who watch my content I put out Sees my shit on twitter (not meta EVER lmao) Maybe even reads this post here on mirror.xyz Or watches the video if this gets put content later today
I want you to do 3 things for me plz One: Learn something Two: Laugh Three: Engage in a symbiotic situation with a stranger
If something I did makes at least 1 new person do each of those 3 things in a single day Then it will be the best possible day I could ever have hands down in my life
Also, wow… I’ve completely lost track time while writing this Im so sorry its this long my bad If you finish this, we should make a poap Joe lmaooo (follow my boy @wannabeeple)
It’s literally gonna be 6:30 when I post this thing maybe after that rip And I get it’s a good thing but I literally have been writing this… for pages and pages nonstop (s/o my girl addy ray) (And I guess Bryce too haha, you should make a vlog where you give tana… and addy a flower and teach the mainstream about nfts… zach plzzz?)
But I haven’t been checking my phone cuz I needed a break for a few hours So…… just know I was trying to get this piece right, post it, go to bed, wake up, finish editing the video, then post
After that point, then I will be ready to begin my tuewaday and interact with others haha
But grace/ming, if ur reading this and wanna do breakfast, im game… maybe Greenleaf? To the rest of the people in the world: If you need to talk with me, plz give me a few hours if that’s ok?
Everything is ok…. I am doing what is right… but my body needs to rest. When I am up I will post the full video, I just feel bad I can’t finish it rn. I don’t have the facilities for that big man (ily jbo, life is a movie lmao)
If you are gonna respond to this piece, PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING.
(yes I get its long, if you wanna read part of it im saying thats ok) (But plz only responds and talk about it once you have finished the read? Fair? Patience is a _________)
I will operate under the assumption that you read the whole piece So I will honestly treat you like a close friend and family member Since this is very intense and the best and (in an odd way)…
The most healthy form of mental health treatment I can think of Not that I am in dire straights and people deserve to be concerned I am actually doing better than I have been doing in a long, long time maybe ever But that even when things are going well, especially for someone… dealing with potentially undiagnosed bipolar 2 which I take meds for
I am positive that a lot of people close to me, because I am doing so well, are even MORE worried about me (ya, believe me I know how fucked up it sounds, imagine having to live it lol) Since they feel that what is happening is unsustainable and might very well be The point before I go “down on the rollercoaster” and spiral back into depression And tbh some of it was chemical and some of it was because I felt alone, and isolated also probably because football season was over and its the best time of year
So I get that this is gonna be shocking and wild for a lot of people Those close to me who know some things or people who dont know… Me at all and are just getting to read my stuff and consume my content I want to put everyone at the same place… so everyone is “caught up to speed” And then behind closed doors I will pick up the pieces Cuz I realize some of you might get very pissed at me when you finish this So all I ask is that you get to the end before you respond to me In private ok?
Also please hear this quick disclaimer of a few things
One: I am about to get really fucking intimate and vulnerable with you (the reader/watcher/fan/hater/consumer of this content in perpetuity) Also I doubt this happens, but if you = Tom Brady in this equation?
2 more things on this “one thing” I love you so much ur the mf goat goodell sits when he pees You are my biggest inspiration in life
Not to be weird but imagining in some universe one day you might read this legit has tears streaming down my face and staining my hoodie Maybe its the immense amount and stress and pressure that I put… Myself in not the concept of you reading this piece lmao But actually tho my entire life you have been the man everyone looked up to
Of the valuable of the intangibles in life And that it doesn’t matter what people have to say about you until you get your moment I hope (and believe) that this piece and the video which will come soon after I briefly sleep ***(since we know you and alex should get me on the tb12 method for content) (And would literally have a heart attack if you heard how I live) will give me my moment and I will get my last laugh at the John maddens in my life haha
Two: I don’t mean to doxx anybody… this is meant to get everyone up to speed and tell my story
Three: I feel like while writing this that I unlocked a new superpower, blogging (which is lit lmao)
Ok now on to the “video” aka what I planned to be the subtitles for the first ep of the “gm with Goldy show” Which ill FINISH EDITING SOON I NEED TO SLEEP PLZ LMAO I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH OK HERE WE GO
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we need to talk before I say anything
I need get some stuff.. off my chest
I know I might be crazy but content is my therapy
to my parents Im sorry I am not handling this well I love you both so much
There is one main thing I need to make it clear ok? I get what that this looks like I seem like a real life joker…
I traded my ape for flëur 420 also 3 eth which is fitting just know that I got that ape for 6k and will buy it back from John ok?
With all of that said… This is the best thing for me I know what I am doing I hope you can trust me…
but I understand why you don’t trust me I get why you are concerned I love you both more than you know
One day you will see why I did this And I want you to know one thing: I didn’t want it to all unfold like this
this is the best thing in the long run and I have no clue who will see this
but if more than one person outside… of our family unit is hearing about this…
From a stupid, poorly edited video im making while writing this at almost 5am and gonna post maybe a few hours later after editing (which I am learning on the fly)
also quick breather since this is a lot I have 2 mini thoughts coming into my head
1: do people like this style? It is def unique but I want to find a way to express my authenticity 2: I have nothing but passion for the space
ok now a few more, but they will be less intense time to have some fun peeps a reminder we are #tuesdaytweakin
back to the callouts just a reminder if I mention you I am only saying this cuz I love you
H O W E V A (in my Stephen a voice) I won’t delete this post tho (sorry) I want to set a new standard for content
I am trying to mint this But I won’t bring you up in the future So, if I bring you up, I won’t do it next time
But I am doing it cuz I create a new category Almost like a vlog meets a blog (with a bad editor)
ok here we go Time for the fun part
no more qualifiers #justsomekjdsfromarin
to ming chill the fuck out Also so glad Bryce didn’t wear a hat Cuz we both know u woulda obviously Tried to take it off #forthevlog lmao
to kobe I am gonna have the biggest “I told you so” moment ever but I appreciate you a lot
and you are 1000% smarter than me but you should still sell the meta hero maybe even g funk will approve haha (give this a rt if you think yes plz @Sean?)
to the person who was by my side: when I went full sandyman mode u da real mvp <3
to josh this is all wild lmao he might be the woat but he is a visionary and we studied the him… like mf torah scholars you’re salt of the earth time to get the ace of spades
to the person in soho nyc who I reconnected with… recently and randomly on the cyberweb
I doubt you’re reading this but if you are, 2 things to say
1: lmaooo been a mf minute
2: but also tho, supp?
nyc is the city that JR built also if I’m rambling about hoops the Celtics might be an NFT superteazm but can they figure it out?
fuck it imma ask the question paul imma ask the question with a twitter poll later today But we need to get to the bottom Of what happened in game 4… 2008… I Was it indian or Mexican the night before?
also …thank god I stopped gambling cuz I would be broke Suggestion if anyone working for the team is watching? (Brad?) Bring back the legend Aaron Baynes We need an actual presence to plug the paint
sorry for getting sidetracked… you should know one thing about me
I know I seem nuts but I’m just #tuesdaytweakin this is another reason to start a conversation and inspire others to talk about their issues
I have crippling ADD/ADHD like so bad I stopped going to classes I am so in love with content I couldn’t focus
that might be a Jacob thing Or an add/adhd/mental illness/addict thing Or a “I’m a very emotional person thing” But I fall in love with shit very easily
It’s my greatest strength yet also my biggest weakness I wear my heart on my sleeve
ask grace about the illy lmao Btw u are dope asf glad we’re close again the “Jacob simp days” are funny to reminisce on Pretty wild those 2 literally just came up in the media truth is stranger than fiction I feel like right?
also if im rambling on events in that month imma shout out the boy simon Zylstra too before I even looked into nfts I wanted simon to dive in He will be the next great artist Of this new renaissance movement (s/o bv babyyy)
around February when I moved back in with my mom I hit rock bottom after things unfolded in philly
NFTs were the perfect new rabbit hole for me After a many months now, and some wild ones at that.. we ended up somehow in this weird place I call “here:
This summer I got the chance to join the gallery I found a home, a new universe, and a new family
I learned so much from all of you watching this And just know that this is all to support the brand Idk what the brand is exactly, but a rising tide lifts all ships
To the people who helped me and were there And might not always like me or will never like me I am sorry I step on toes and have impulse control problems I am working my best and wanna let you know 1 thing
I’m trying my best but I’m with you and this is hard for me to say and ask for but… please cut me some slack or assume best intentions I am not doing anything to harm the project I am actually doing my best to support all of you
I realized that I don’t have the type of talent to do minting Or be a quiet good executor behind closed doors This is the way I want to support my family Which is all of you
together we can literally change the world Can’t express how excited I am to share this ride I will always miss the Wednesday night improv classes
to aliya chill tf out I will send you the mf flowers ok? Patinece…
ily tho u were the one who was always there
before the first apes event before anything: you were always there
to my brother I love you so much dude you are forever my number one so proud of the man you have become
to the vee man sorry I am a hater I might joke and call you names but you’re not an actual cult leader and I need to learn from your positivity regardless of the fact that “5 photo op” might occasionally cause me to talk shit about you to 4skin I have a lot of respect for you in the space not just what you stand for but the overall kindness which you have as my mom says (as do many others lol) “Kill em with kindness” so let’s make the world a better place But also, I will never stop hating the jets Even if Sanchez is a trojan Hes never invited to Trojandao …. EVER! (hehe) Thats just for Kedon and matt (both matt’s tbh haha)
To krunch: bro I love you. Ur an OG and I have so much appreciation and respect for you. I learned everything I know from you and will do my best to make you proud ser.
To coach hp: you were the first person to believe in Goldy … before Goldy did… before Goldy even was a thing through Philly and spiraling into my darkest days after the “incident”: your lesson saved my life There is only 2 things you can control: effort and attitude The rest of isn’t up to you, so you gotta just tune it out and focus on what you can control I love you bro, excited to bring you back into the fold and talk tokens (if you are willing to take the leap with me?)
to Julia You know how much I love you When shit hit the fan I put you last And I know I told you that in private but I am sorry… Trojandao is in the best hands. I’m so excited to be a part of this Dao and see the path that you lead us down… ubuntu is so real, im so proud of you: we are gonna change the world one Julia rose event at a time (I will shill it later lol got u babe)
to stu feiner: people might call you names, but ur a living legend never forget that Just wanted to say that I appreciate your energy and it inspires me to bring it every fucking day. Lets makes vids soon… RTR4L @josh again: stu actually has to voice Pepe flower lmaoooooo yesssss GREAT IDEA *ok we just saw how my brain works, I thought of that on the fly but we both (and potentially now the entire space) See how this crazy ass mind makes magic happen haha
to Stephen wow bro, this just got wild I literally made an uncut gems bet in real life with/on you The entire world is watching and reading me write this rn Lets shock the world and make history
Cuz the ball is already rolling, its time to fuck shit up baby Also just know: snoop = 420, and Seth (the other one) (or now stu, I wrote that part after ur part im all over the place rn lol whoops) = pépë I understand what I did is crazy, but we both see the vision baby Its about investing in the homies, and inspiring others to do the same
To max: I really want to start spending more time with you. You are a literal superhero. Im gonna buy a piece on Thursday with the physical ok? For better or for worse: that painting turned me this fall into the definition of an NFTweak. Idk if you are a wizard or this is some kaballah shit, but living in the room with that painting drove me crazy. In the best way possible. Can’t wait to begin this crazy ride with you.
To Colin: I dont know what to say. I barely know you. It’s only been a few months since I bought tweak 100 and that’s when everything changed. Your community not only changed, but literally saved my life. I love you bro. You are the second wisest person I have ever met, and you are still somehow gonna land this plane without blowing it in school like me (knocks on wood) (someone pay Colin enough eth to drop out) (But actually please don’t, just mint a twisted) (nfa) (Also plz sell me the genesis, and I can complete the infinity gauntlet and control the universe)
Honestly tho: Colin is the smartest person I have ever met and nothing makes me happier to do everything in my power to help him and max save lives and change the world. !tweakin baby
To the people who I didnt mention: I love you so much and plz reach out i miss you and feel bad about how this all looks, I love you all and cant express how much you all mean to me
To my ogs: locks walked so talks can fly baby
to the haters: have you ever heard of CryptoDragons?
to the wisest person I have ever met: It’s the greatest story ever told. You and me are gonna rewrite the books. It all started with VBTV… and its my honor to build NFTV with you… I can’t think of a bettor mentor (andy too if ur reading ily)… but through thick and thin I will do whatever it takes to build this with you and change the way we consume media.
fun bet: Ill go vegan for the rest of 2021 if you come with me to the UCLA game this weekend… deal? love u brother cipes: time to tell the tale my friend
to luigi: you are the most important man in the metaverse: you are the boy who lived: memes are magic and your one meme literally changed the entire universe in one shitpost… we must seize the memes of production and you are the best weapon we have to face the man that they roast on twitter for bbq sauce usage named “zuck”…
control the memes… control the media…control market… control the metaverse
we are living in the wildest and greatest time in human history: for better or for worse. all ill say is its an honor to be on this big ass floating rock as you, lets kick some ass: gm

(follow him @luigithetweak)
Gm with Goldy Every day When you wake up Follow along…….. @goldytalks Only on NFTV #justsomekidsfromarin
video eta: ~tuesday mid afternoon 11/16
Love you guys
With lots of love: Goldytalks.eth
ps: (I’m probably gonna regret this instantly and get flamed by everyone, but I love u mom if this ever ruins our relationship just know that I was built to be a gambler in the best possible way and it breaks my heart when you say that you are ashamed of how you raised me: blame the content I consumed, blame anyone else but you… you are. the most important person in my life and I love you so much you have no idea… the main reason why I did the whole flower bet in the first place is that it made me think of you (and grammy) and sunflowers… see you next week (I promise after i post the video I will get my booster and my flu shot ok)


