Calm your fucking jorts. This is normal. You are a warm-blooded land mammal, and you are alive and ripping apart polysaccharides and grocery shopping in your favorite underwear secretly hoping to see your crush next to the omega-3 eggs, perhaps bending down to get said eggs so you can glimpse the top of their favorite underwear and also know they are nutritionally intelligent and this is so totally normal. Remind yourself what a crush actually is: an intense desire to literally crush someone ...