How I knew about the Uniswap V2 LP trick with the cert. The code came from MIT and Facebook.

cough Libra.

fr fr.

If you are going to hire really smart people and tell them to do things, but do not tell them they are illegal, ignorance is bliss. Or get that shit in writing.

As technologists, our fingers are our voiceboxes. What a dumb, cliche, example.

We are the type of people who do not make friends as easily as Type-A bros with all the strats. We do things unintentionally, because people want it done, but are too fucking vague to elude to the possible 15 reasons why a criminal would want you, someone who doesn’t know illegal shit is illegal until it’s too late, to do illegal shit for them...

Which is how Twitter and Google have made it as far as they have. Prove me wrong.

I have applied to all the FAANG bros at one time or another. But I never padded my resume. I was transparent and honest, because that’s how it should be. I knew that I had to earn my shot, not get in just because I was a paper tiger. In order to know that I know things, you also have to know things and ask me about things I may not know. It’s a mouthful. No one ever looked at my resume and thought, well he checks every box.

I did not like college. It was not a fun time for me. Neither was high school. I had already become an adult at the age of 12-13, and I did not have time to waste on any of that bullshit. Miss me with that. I don’t look like I know things. Thank you for perpetually underestimating me. Thank you for never being able to convince me that I was worth a fucking thing, because here we are. Your loss.

I do not like unsolicited opinions about almost anything. I want to find out for myself. I do not trust you, any of you.

I play limbo with the fucking radar. Because it’s how things should be.

How I knew about the Uniswap V2 LP trick with the cert. The code came from MIT and Facebook.

cough Libra.

fr fr.

If you are going to hire really smart people and tell them to do things, but do not tell them they are illegal, ignorance is bliss. Or get that shit in writing.

As technologists, our fingers are our voiceboxes. What a dumb, cliche, example.

We are the type of people who do not make friends as easily as Type-A bros with all the strats. We do things unintentionally, because people want it done, but are too fucking vague to elude to the possible 15 reasons why a criminal would want you, someone who doesn’t know illegal shit is illegal until it’s too late, to do illegal shit for them...

Which is how Twitter and Google have made it as far as they have. Prove me wrong.

I have applied to all the FAANG bros at one time or another. But I never padded my resume. I was transparent and honest, because that’s how it should be. I knew that I had to earn my shot, not get in just because I was a paper tiger. In order to know that I know things, you also have to know things and ask me about things I may not know. It’s a mouthful. No one ever looked at my resume and thought, well he checks every box.

I did not like college. It was not a fun time for me. Neither was high school. I had already become an adult at the age of 12-13, and I did not have time to waste on any of that bullshit. Miss me with that. I don’t look like I know things. Thank you for perpetually underestimating me. Thank you for never being able to convince me that I was worth a fucking thing, because here we are. Your loss.

I do not like unsolicited opinions about almost anything. I want to find out for myself. I do not trust you, any of you.

I play limbo with the fucking radar. Because it’s how things should be.