What. A. Dang. Time. To. Lose. Money! ETH almost at 2k… bitcoin dipped under 30k, NFTS are officially dead, and now the Azuki News? Otherside was the liquidity suck that literally killed the whole SPACE. This SPACE. DUDES AND DUDETTES…a flipping STABLE COIN dipped… like alot.

am i bleeding? They say you can be fully awake, no anesthesia, and have surgery on your liver and not feel a thing. Major organ surgery and the brain doesn’t even have a blip. The past 72 hours have been the opposite. Everywhere you turn, blood. Pain, liquidations… FINALLY, the nft apocalypse is upon us, and i’m… happy?

Listen, i dont want people to get their life savings melted into liquid mush before their eyes but come on,,,, did we really think that 4 million punk and ape derivatives were going to send us to the moon? Vitalik walks around in a furry costume! The dude who invented the stuff basically said it was a cancer. we should have put our money into bitcoin and joined a pickleball team instead because we were craving COMMUNITY!!!! It’s a gReAt CoMmUnIty!!!!! We needed this slap in the face… euphoria was high, hopium was passed, apecoin was pumped.

Gary Vee was right.. AGAIN. 99% of this crap is going to zero. Shoot, its going to negative zero. You’re going to owe these knucklehead devs ETH when all is said and done.

Maybe flooding the market over and over and OVER AND OVER with 10k pfp projects wasnt the best idea.

I’m officially running for office and the campaign will be led on the number one issue, MAKE 10k PFP projects illegal! Anyone who releases a 10k pfp be publicly shamed in the @punk6529 metaverse starting today.

Damn… Gary Vee was right…. this dude is ALWAYS right… I mean, he’s guilty too right? 55k freaking NFT’s in series 2?!?! Gary. Garrrrr-y…

Ok the news of the night is Azuki founder is a serial ruggist. cool. i mean, at this point, all the “serious” devs… looking at you KRO, better have all your skeletons exhumed and incinerated so the project i’m most over leveraged in doesn’t tank.

Like…. this Azuki dude rugged three projects and scammed people for ETH with raising royalites and pretending to be a women to sell nfts? (SUPPOSEDLY, supposedly, allegedly…..back down lawyers)

Karma is damn bitch… the blockchain don’t lie…and never underestimate a keyboard detective. i smell blackmail… why would anyone ever write an article like that unless they were trying to get out in front of some shit…..

Listen.. its late, but i wanted to check in with my 3.5 dedicated readers… but it’s time to get some sleep… oh yea, also twitter turned into a dog so i dunno wtf is going on….

We can officially bring this installment of What A Time To Lose Money with a prayer for all the fallen and all the rekt. “NFT Gods, Please Grant Us The Serenity To Pick The Right Projects, Consistently Sell The Top and Always Have Enough ETH For Gas”

Until next time….

**Mike Elf **Lets go lose money together

All the opinions are my own, and they most certainly ain’t financial advice, because if it was financial advice, you better believe I’d be CHARGING for financial advice….do your own freakin’ research. Thanks for reading!