Come now, child, and I shall tell you a story. Are you ready? Be prepared for the adventure of your lifetime. For you are going to join an incredible experience, one of your own choosing. It is almost like magic, but not quite. Curious? Want to hear more? Please fill this hat (=wallet) with some change (=crypto) and I’ll go on. Haha. Just kidding. There is no fee involved. However, this tale, while free of charge, may end up costing you something else—your mind. Remember—I warned you. You are...