What the Hell is DePIN, Anyway?Ah, DePIN — Decentralized Physical Infrastructure Networks — the deranged love child of blockchain zealotry and our desperate need to monetize every last electron flowing through our devices. Imagine if crypto bros suddenly discovered the physical world exists and thought, “Hey, what if we tokenized that too?” That’s DePIN in a nutshell. In the grand tradition of technological revolutions that promise to “democratize” things (while creating entirely new oligarch...