ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN

SOMEONE is being carried by The MINER on them back as they run 
along a path.

                  SOMEONE
           Let’s fucking go! 

                  MINER
           So, what’s your name?

                  SOMEONE
           Daniel.

                  MINER
           Daniel, what happened to your 
                   legs?

                  DANIEL
           I forked with a couple of crooks 
           on block 536200.

                  MINER
           536200 - I remember the gossip 
                   like it was yesterday.

                              DANIEL
                   This is why I wanna transition 
                   to web3.

                              MINER
                   Why?

                              DANIEL
                   Coz everybody knows my name now.

                              MINER
                   Well, you were the three Daniels 
                   forking bitcoin.

FADE IN image of the three Daniels. 
Daniel 1 audio: “it's money’s democratic language.”

                  DANIEL (O.S.)
           Daniel was talking so smartly 
                   while we forked. 

                  MINER (O.S.)
           A-ha.

                  DANIEL (O.S.)
                   The other Daniel he would...

Daniel 2 audio: “Use bitcoin to buy drugs sometimes.”

                  DANIEL (O.S.)
           Sometimes! 

FADE OUT image of the three Daniels.
The MINER, still running, tweaks their neck to talk more directly to
DANIEL.

                  MINER
           But, according to the block
           those two Daniels cut you out. 

FADE IN image of the scuffle.

                  DANIEL (O.S.)
           We were forking together for years
                   and then one day Daniel and Daniel
                   pushed me over the chain and I 
                   lost my legs.

FADE OUT

                  MINER
           That is sad.

                  DANIEL
           I don’t wanna be a Daniel!

The MINER stops running and looks into DANIEL's eyes.
                
                  MINER
           Do you have a shitty name?

                  DANIEL
           Yes.

                              MINER
                   Do you desire a new identity?

                              DANIEL 
                   Yes!

A Namecoin template with many names fills the screen.

                  MINER 
                           (screaming)
           Namecoin!
                
END OF EPISODE