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ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
SOMEONE is being carried by The MINER on them back as they run
along a path.
SOMEONE
Let’s fucking go!
MINER
So, what’s your name?
SOMEONE
Daniel.
MINER
Daniel, what happened to your
legs?
DANIEL
I forked with a couple of crooks
on block 536200.
MINER
536200 - I remember the gossip
like it was yesterday.
DANIEL
This is why I wanna transition
to web3.
MINER
Why?
DANIEL
Coz everybody knows my name now.
MINER
Well, you were the three Daniels
forking bitcoin.
FADE IN image of the three Daniels.
Daniel 1 audio: “it's money’s democratic language.”
DANIEL (O.S.)
Daniel was talking so smartly
while we forked.
MINER (O.S.)
A-ha.
DANIEL (O.S.)
The other Daniel he would...
Daniel 2 audio: “Use bitcoin to buy drugs sometimes.”
DANIEL (O.S.)
Sometimes!
FADE OUT image of the three Daniels.
The MINER, still running, tweaks their neck to talk more directly to
DANIEL.
MINER
But, according to the block
those two Daniels cut you out.
FADE IN image of the scuffle.
DANIEL (O.S.)
We were forking together for years
and then one day Daniel and Daniel
pushed me over the chain and I
lost my legs.
FADE OUT
MINER
That is sad.
DANIEL
I don’t wanna be a Daniel!
The MINER stops running and looks into DANIEL's eyes.
MINER
Do you have a shitty name?
DANIEL
Yes.
MINER
Do you desire a new identity?
DANIEL
Yes!
A Namecoin template with many names fills the screen.
MINER
(screaming)
Namecoin!
END OF EPISODE
ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN
SOMEONE is being carried by The MINER on them back as they run
along a path.
SOMEONE
Let’s fucking go!
MINER
So, what’s your name?
SOMEONE
Daniel.
MINER
Daniel, what happened to your
legs?
DANIEL
I forked with a couple of crooks
on block 536200.
MINER
536200 - I remember the gossip
like it was yesterday.
DANIEL
This is why I wanna transition
to web3.
MINER
Why?
DANIEL
Coz everybody knows my name now.
MINER
Well, you were the three Daniels
forking bitcoin.
FADE IN image of the three Daniels.
Daniel 1 audio: “it's money’s democratic language.”
DANIEL (O.S.)
Daniel was talking so smartly
while we forked.
MINER (O.S.)
A-ha.
DANIEL (O.S.)
The other Daniel he would...
Daniel 2 audio: “Use bitcoin to buy drugs sometimes.”
DANIEL (O.S.)
Sometimes!
FADE OUT image of the three Daniels.
The MINER, still running, tweaks their neck to talk more directly to
DANIEL.
MINER
But, according to the block
those two Daniels cut you out.
FADE IN image of the scuffle.
DANIEL (O.S.)
We were forking together for years
and then one day Daniel and Daniel
pushed me over the chain and I
lost my legs.
FADE OUT
MINER
That is sad.
DANIEL
I don’t wanna be a Daniel!
The MINER stops running and looks into DANIEL's eyes.
MINER
Do you have a shitty name?
DANIEL
Yes.
MINER
Do you desire a new identity?
DANIEL
Yes!
A Namecoin template with many names fills the screen.
MINER
(screaming)
Namecoin!
END OF EPISODE
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