I am Leggo the 23rd, son of Leggo the 22nd, father of Leggo the…you can probably guess the rest. My bloodline is that of every noble nomad, the tribe of Legolas. There is nothing to fear but you are welcome to poop/pee a little in sheer terror. It's your choice & your underpants. On the occasion of my 4th birthday, I was chosen by royal nomadic decree to be the Eternal King of the Nomadic Afterlife. I would have preferred a dirt bike, but I was intellectually unequipped to conceptualise ...