You wake up, and your neurointerface instantly loads the familiar operating system that divides the infinite, chaotic stream of reality into two neat, sterile pens: "Good" and "Bad." This happens faster than you can taste the morning acid in your mouth, faster than photons hit your retina—it is an ancient script written into your brainstem, designed to protect a primate from a predator, but now used by you to judge avatars on the internet. We call this morality, ethics, God’s law, but let us ...