the orange sauce theory 🔥

The Orange Sauce theory is elegant, yet powerful. It has stood the test for the past 8 years of my casual experimentation, & has been the source of many an interesting dinner table debates.

I have yet to taste a single sauce that disproves the theory.

**The Orange Sauce Theory:
**“Any sauce that is of an orange consistency, is fire 🔥.”
                                                                                                                   -Magdeldin Hamid

Please see the following, unranked, list as evidence.

  1. Cane’s: Cane’s Sauce

  2. Chic-Fil-A: Chic-Fil-A Sauce

  3. Chic-Fil-A: Honey Roasted BBQ

  4. Tarbouch: “Pink” Sauce

  5. Popeye’s: Blackened Ranch

  6. Chipotle-Mayo

  7. Ketchup-Mayo

  8. Chipotle-BBQ

  9. Cookout: Cookout Sauce

  10. Halalwrist: House Sauce

  11. Zaxby’s: Zaxby’s Sauce

  12. Spicy-Mayo

  13. Honey-Butter

  14. Sudanese: Salatat Daqwa

  15. Creamy-Sriracha

  16. McDonald’s: Big Mac Sauce

  17. Indian: Dal Sauce

  18. Indian: Butter Chicken Sauce

  19. Nando’s: Peri-peri Sauce

  20. Duck Sauce

  21. Orange-Chicken Sauce

  22. Orange-Ginger Sauce

  23. Salsa Casera Roja

  24. La Victoria Sauce

  25. Salsa Taquera

  26. In-N-Out: Animal Sauce

  27. Yum-yum Sauce

  28. Vodka Sauce

  29. Siracha-Mayo

  30. Siracha-Ranch

  31. Milo’s: Boom-Boom Sauce

  32. Park Burger: “Burger” Sauce

Points of Discussion:

  • Is Thousand Island a sauce or a dressing?

  • What’s the difference between a sauce and a dressing?

  • How do you define "orange”?

  • How do you define “fire“ 🔥?

Should you find an orange sauce that challenges this theory, please contact management by commenting the sauce and where we can find it below.