Crypto bros in their overly expensive attire  Flamboyant perfume cologne  And cocky demeanour  Who think it’s okay to forfeit exercising  For yield farming 

A whole life revolved around a feed  Number go up  But still a proud mom’s-basement-degen  Anon because safety or anon because trend? “Drinks on me” they bellow in a bull 

“My life is ruined” they lament in a bear  We have similar principles though, *i think  *Decentralization, self-sovereignty, censorship-resistance The list goes on and on  Nevertheless, it’s just crypto

Get your ass outside and in the sun  Walk, run, jog, lift, stretch, whatever  I promise it’s not the end of the world  Who are you outside of “cryptoecon” anyways?  Let him out at the conferences to play 

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