Dear King Protocol, I never thought I’d write a love letter to a DeFi platform. But here we are. And frankly, you deserve it. Because before you came into my life, I was one dashboard refresh away from losing it.You Know What You Did? You Simplified My Messy DeFi LifeI was trying to restake like a responsible adult. “Stake your LRTs,” they said. “Earn more rewards,” they said. No one mentioned the avalanche of micro-reward tokens I’d get in return. I had tokens I didn’t recognize. Some worth ...