One HTTP endpoint. $0.01 a call. No signup, no API key, no account. Built on x402 for agents that need to fix broken JSON and just want to get on with it. Every LLM pipeline I have ever touched has the same quiet bug. Somewhere, a model hands back JSON that does not parse. A trailing comma. Single quotes instead of double. A response wrapped in a markdown code fence. An object truncated mid-key because the generation hit a token limit. So you write a cleanup function. Then a slightly bigger o...