Reviews have gotten a bit too jargon-y. If you are not a regular consumer of the item or hobby, it is very hard to get simple, down-to-earth reviews.

That’s why I’m bringing reviews back to basics.

Initially, just the little things in the world around me. Then, as I gather support, whatever my audience needs me to review -- be it large or small.

If we are to find truth in this world, we much first analyze every table corner, every cat paw, and every word spoken.

Because I am a connoisseur of life. I’ve lived a hardy 30 years and have experienced vast amounts of it. Not to mention I am an heiress of the potato empire of Idaho. (Yes, it’s a real thing.)

I aim to use the trust you give me to give frank, uncensored reviews of all the things we interact with without the burden of wondering who is sponsoring me.

I will be completely transparent as I reveal my truth to all of you exquisite people.

So join me on this journey of analysis!