I only have a couple of minutes to write this as I’m going for a run soon.

Have you ever been to Sweden? I don’t know if I have to be honest. I can’t remember ever going there but then again, what are memories?

I dream of the roads to Sweden. At the end of this highway stands an older woman holding a massive book. The book has answers to your questions, but it also has a lot of filler. Time doesn’t function the same there. You can be there for months without reading a page, but you can also be there for a mere week but still read an entire chapter. The goal is to guide the woman into showing you which pages to read and which to skip. It’s not as easy as it sounds though, the lady loves filler. If you aren’t persistent, she’ll bury you with useless information. You also can’t stay in Sweden forever. Eventually, the lady dies and you’ll have to return home, wherever that may be.

I have to go now as I’ve already written for way too long, I was going to go for a run, but I honestly don’t know if I have enough time left.

• Mr. NoodleBurgerBoy

I only have a couple of minutes to write this as I’m going for a run soon.

Have you ever been to Sweden? I don’t know if I have to be honest. I can’t remember ever going there but then again, what are memories?

I dream of the roads to Sweden. At the end of this highway stands an older woman holding a massive book. The book has answers to your questions, but it also has a lot of filler. Time doesn’t function the same there. You can be there for months without reading a page, but you can also be there for a mere week but still read an entire chapter. The goal is to guide the woman into showing you which pages to read and which to skip. It’s not as easy as it sounds though, the lady loves filler. If you aren’t persistent, she’ll bury you with useless information. You also can’t stay in Sweden forever. Eventually, the lady dies and you’ll have to return home, wherever that may be.

I have to go now as I’ve already written for way too long, I was going to go for a run, but I honestly don’t know if I have enough time left.

• Mr. NoodleBurgerBoy