« BlueAnon novelty »
Amidst the seasonal flurry of speculations as to the real reasons behind the United States election results, the emergence of BlueAnon, the pendular opposite of Q, is a gift that keeps on giving.
The catch all phrase that designates any left leaning conspiracy theory since the failed Trump assassination attempts, has been given more buoyancy by the emergence of recent claims of election tampering through Musk’s Starlink network - I.e. some ballot boxes may have been tampered with when connected to tally up votes in some states such as California.
If you wish to get into details, the cybersec collective @vx-undeeground breaks down one of the original video claims in the post below.
Here’s a story that abounds in all the Gramscian ambiguity necessary to make a good tinfoil-hat wearing occasion. Trump has been on record countless times stating he does not need any votes anymore, Joe Rogan has shared Dana White’s account of Elon Musk having an app that allowed him to call the election four hours before anyone else could and of course there are criss-cross winks, tells and allusions you can dig in every video interview of the new DOGE nominee as well as that of the 47th president.
« Lost for a lack of Dark Brandon »
It is only ironic that interest in the matter of an election lost for a lack of Dark Brandon shall be revived by mimetic blabbering. It is also fitting that the very person who seized the meme of productions through his controversial buyout of Twitter shall claim center stage to the antics. Beyond partisanship, this might be a prelude into the upcoming memetic war that will govern subsequent terms from now on.
Granted, conspiracy theory is at its heart a means of othering what you cannot fully comprehend. A unique meddle of worldview and religion that entices with the bizarre and soothes with explanations - two levels on which this last ephemera maybe fails in establishing as convincing and radical a test of faith as the pizza the ories of the right. Still, it can also be viewed as a move forward. A deft response to the motto Left Can’t Meme. Post exposition, one cannot help but feel this has a verisimilitude ring to it. It’s proto-tech gibberish on network security protocols shining a light in the direction everyone will soon be preoccupied with : collusion of big tech and political oversight.
« Rich Men North of Richemont ? More likely right in the middle of Mar Lago »
The eye in the sky is now plural and a much more fearless beholder. That’s where the symmetry with rightist memes leaves place to a dizzying revelation. Many have feared the powerful men of the industrial past : your average oil mogul, media power monger or resource hoarder. So much so that the resentment of the Maga crowds seems entirely focused on the past as exemplified by Oliver Anthony’s unforeseen anachronistic hit song. This points to the future. The overlords we will now learn to fear are those of the future. The very ones assiduously circling Mar a Lago’s water hazard. Big tech is the new pizza.